February 2012
211 posts
terezis-matesprit:
yourcreepyuncle:
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Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Jager Man...
legitimatelyun-perfect-ly:
nikkiii13:
he was number one!
your handy dandy guide to not having any fucking...
strixes:
jade-sexual:
(in comic sans for maximum smartitude)
clearly everyone just had one giant baby TOGETHER
canni8al:
davekatwhisperer:
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20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
gigita:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are...
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: I'VE BEEN PLAYING NEOPETS FOR 8 YEARS AND STILL HAVEN'T GOT A FOUNTAIN FAERIE QUEST
pleasedontfindmyblogmom:
rydellk:
rydellk:
i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it
true fashion
reblogging this every time bless u u beautiful person
